The +/- thread!

[BillyNo.9]

Inner thigh and Gooch are the worst places to wax. I doubt women are hairy enough in those areas to understand the full potential of that pain

[Oldnewtype]

+/- Birthday was yesterday
- didn't really do shit
+ got drunk and blared metal, just like every night

[Penicks]

Inner thigh and Gooch are the worst places to wax. I doubt women are hairy enough in those areas to understand the full potential of that pain

i just rip it out when i'm taking a shit

the manly way

[BillyNo.9]

You must take long shits bro

[Penicks]

never longer than 5 minutes

i hate people who go to the toilet for longer than 6 mins

[BillyNo.9]

Have you ever eaten a Vindaloo?

[Penicks]

i drink a bottle of tabasco a month and i've never had any issues

[BillyNo.9]

Your toilet sounds nasty

[bright lights, big city]

Your toilet sounds nasty

hahaha

Penicks, have you even gone into the bathroom with a smartphone or maybe a good book or magazine? I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

[BillyNo.9]

I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

[Penicks]

Your toilet sounds nasty

hahaha

Penicks, have you even gone into the bathroom with a smartphone or maybe a good book or magazine? I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

it's called a sofa

or a couch

a toilet is freaking hard

what the fuck

you're sitting on something with your bare asshole out in the open and a poop is floating underneath it, probably attempting to jump back in

[poofing acid]

No way.  If I'm reading a good article I'm finishing it.  Or if I'm in the middle of a poker game on my phone I'll finish it too when I'm pooping.

[poofing acid]

+++++++ Umph tour nigggggggsssss
Fri, Sep 2nd, 2011    9:30 Club    Washington, D.C.    8:00 pm
Sat, Sep 3rd, 2011    9:30 Club    Washington, D.C.    9:00 pm   
Tue, Sep 6th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm
Wed, Sep 7th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm
Thu, Sep 8th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm
Fri, Sep 9th, 2011    Brooklyn Bowl    Brooklyn, New York    8:30 pm   
Fri, Sep 16th, 2011    Calvin Theatre    Northampton, Massachusetts    8:00 pm
Thu, Sep 22nd, 2011    Showboat Atlantic City - House of Blues    Atlantic City, New Jersey    9:00 pm
Fri, Sep 23rd, 2011    Jefferson Theater    Virginia, Charlottesville    9:00 pm
Sat, Sep 24th, 2011    The NorVa    Virginia, Norfolk    9:00 pm    

[downtownpony]

I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

[tarkil]

I could spend 30 minutes on the crapper and not necessarily be shitting the whole time.

same here, i love spending a while in the good ol' crapper!
What's better than reading a book there, surrounded by that nice poop smell...

[blixa]

great toilet talk.

well, i've been waxed before (don't ask) and the machine was so much worse because you basically feel it clamping your hair together and slowly ripping it out

women are sadists

the machine is worse than waxing. with waxing it's over in one go whereas with the machine you have to go over the one spot a few times for all the hair to come out.

[from_musings]

same here, i love spending a while in the good ol' crapper!
What's better than reading a book there, surrounded by that nice poop smell...

I've stopped reading books while pooping because I lose focus when the shit stench peaks. usually can't remember a thing i've read in there.so i've begun listening to music instead, I can see the music in beautiful colors and patterns and get to space out a little for a while

[sing blue silver]

same here, i love spending a while in the good ol' crapper!
What's better than reading a book there, surrounded by that nice poop smell...

I've stopped reading books while pooping because I lose focus when the shit stench peaks. usually can't remember a thing i've read in there.so i've begun listening to music instead, I can see the music in beautiful colors and patterns and get to space out a little for a while

i watch nostalgia critic videos on my ipod in there.

[from_musings]

ipoop

[sing blue silver]

ipoop

precisely. reminds me of a quote from the show the league.

"i have a whole second secret ipod that i keep loaded with porn and put in a little plastic bag for when i'm masturbating in the shower."