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Random Jokes

Started by TheProzacFairy, Feb 15, 2006, 12:19 AM

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sing blue silver

What's the difference between marmelade and jam?

You can't marmelade your dick down someones throat.

Sorry an old man told me that at work and I had to share.


Rick Astley came to my house one day. He said he wanted to borrow some Disney Pixar movies.

And so I told him:

"You can borrow Toy Story and Wall-E, but I'm never gonna give you Up."


(excuse me for double posting)

Did you guys hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero?

He's still 0K!


Karma is like 69
You get what you give