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Offline sing blue silver

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What's the difference between marmelade and jam?


You can't marmelade your dick down someones throat.

Sorry an old man told me that at work and I had to share.


Offline deftones47

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  • From the barrel of your eyes...
Rick Astley came to my house one day. He said he wanted to borrow some Disney Pixar movies.

And so I told him:

"You can borrow Toy Story and Wall-E, but I'm never gonna give you Up."


Offline deftones47

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(excuse me for double posting)

Did you guys hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero?

He's still 0K!


Offline surgery

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Karma is like 69
You get what you give