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Offline sing blue silver

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Reply #240 on: Nov 08, 2012, 04:32 PM
What's the difference between marmelade and jam?


You can't marmelade your dick down someones throat.

Sorry an old man told me that at work and I had to share.

Offline deftones47

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Reply #241 on: Nov 10, 2012, 04:54 AM
Rick Astley came to my house one day. He said he wanted to borrow some Disney Pixar movies.

And so I told him:

"You can borrow Toy Story and Wall-E, but I'm never gonna give you Up."

Offline deftones47

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Reply #242 on: Nov 10, 2012, 06:12 AM
(excuse me for double posting)

Did you guys hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero?

He's still 0K!

Offline surgery

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Reply #243 on: Sep 17, 2023, 02:29 PM
Karma is like 69
You get what you give

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