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Re: Random Jokes
Reply #240 on:
Nov 08, 2012, 04:32 PM
What's the difference between marmelade and jam?
You can't marmelade your dick down someones throat.
Sorry an old man told me that at work and I had to share.
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Reply #241 on:
Nov 10, 2012, 04:54 AM
Rick Astley came to my house one day. He said he wanted to borrow some Disney Pixar movies.
And so I told him:
"You can borrow Toy Story and Wall-E, but I'm never gonna give you Up."
deftones47
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Re: Random Jokes
Reply #242 on:
Nov 10, 2012, 06:12 AM
(excuse me for double posting)
Did you guys hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero?
He's still 0K!
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Reply #243 on:
Sep 17, 2023, 02:29 PM
Karma is like 69
You get what you give
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