Started by lithium royalty, Jan 19, 2006, 06:04 AM
Quote from: lithium on Nov 12, 2008, 07:00 AMat the time i started this thread, i was in complete denial about being happy. i have since met Kelly, and have truly felt love for the very first time.
Quote from: Variable on Nov 12, 2008, 07:41 AMFuck, I just thought of a real one.So my sister is Uber christian right. Like UBER Christian. So I had a rough weekend trying to learn to hold my tong around her. Well I had to hang out with her and her Uber christian friends on Sat night. Well, it was rough. And then they decided that I was going to church with them the next morning. Sooooooo, I wake up really early and tell my sister that I'm going to starbucks to get us coffee while she is getting ready. I order my usual venti regular coffee with 4 espresso shots. However about 10 min earlier I stopped by a liquor store and bought 3 little starbucks coffee shooters. So I added them to my drink , chugged away. And called it a Sunday morning. On a positive note though, I did have a really good time at church.