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hydroponic82

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you people who rubbed one out while being in school are the shit.
respect.


hydroponic82

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ohhh yea CONFE$$ION:::

i bought my woman freind a bag of weed tonight , which im supposed to give her tommorow morning , but its gonna be gone by then.


MyRibItsBroke

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that's  nothing. i have a friend who beats off during church on a regular basis.


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Offline The Captain

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Quote from: "MyRibItsBroke"
i'm hella ticklish EVERYWHERE on my body.

Sex must be fucking hilarious


hydroponic82

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CoNFE$$ioN:::*^&(*&^*^%

i secretly love the Captain and his witty sense of humor .
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lithium royalty

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i saw brokeback mountain tonite.


hydroponic82

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" i wish i could quit you"

lithium


Offline David Putty

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I was fucking pissed when I seen that "tonedef" was taken as a nickname on the forum already.  This was a long time ago



bastid. ;)


hydroponic82

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Moz La Punk

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MyRibItsBroke

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Quote from: "The Captain"
Quote from: "MyRibItsBroke"
i'm hella ticklish EVERYWHERE on my body.

Sex must be fucking hilarious


wanna test the water?


Offline The Captain

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I don't like laughing when I'm tryin to be sexy, so no.

I can just see you with a girl...

"Hahahaha, stop! STOP!...WTF, why'd you stop!?!??!"


lithium royalty

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sometimes i dont put the toilet seat down


TheProzacFairy

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Quote from: "lithium royalty"
sometimes i dont put the toilet seat down


DIE!!  8)


Offline Mascara Snake

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I pissed in someone i didnt like's kettle before when at a party! she never found out!

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST..."  Frank Zappa


MyRibItsBroke

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Quote from: "The Captain"
I don't like laughing when I'm tryin to be sexy, so no.

I can just see you with a girl...

"Hahahaha, stop! STOP!...WTF, why'd you stop!?!??!"


it's  good to be tickled during sex. it makes you thrust harder.


Mazzy

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Last night at around 2am, my brother stumbled home and asked me to make him a bacon and cheese sandwich. He was really drunk so he thought I was my older sister as she is the one that usually makes him such a sandwich at that hour of the night. I just smiled and went to the fridge and got some soy-bacon and toffuti sliced cheese and made it for him, I also grilled it. He started eating it and said, "this a farking goot sandich sis" and continued eating.

I felt so proud of myself that I introduced my brother to a less-cruel humane sandwich and he had a smile on his face the whole time he was eating it. It was the best thing that happened to me all week.


MyRibItsBroke

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he fell for it because he was drunk. if he was sober he would've known the difference.

;)