So today at work someone spread a nasty rumor that we were getting either tomorrow or Monday due to work. So I had all these guys BUGGIN the shit out of me to find out if we were getting a day off or not. So all of the sudden everyone gave a shit about Jesus and needed an extra day off to celebrate his resurrection.
So me in my classic tact, went on to explain to them that the reason we don't get a day off for the resurrection of Jesus is because if we did, we would also have to take a day off for the death of super man, The anniversary of Batman and Robin hooking up, and the anniversary of the first episode of Charlie Brown. I then went on to explain that from 1630 on friday to 0730 on monday morning they are allowed to worship any make believe people they choose. But their asses would be in work on both days.
lol, oh man, if looks could kill. That really pissed off some of the genuine Christians I worked with. I'm sleeping with one in the chamber tonight.