Hello blixa

[bright lights, big city]

I'll come to you! i'm a pretty boy that can hold ya.

...didn't work out with my lady friend. emo tear.

[blixa]

WHAT HAPPENED? i thought you guys had a moment.

[bright lights, big city]

well, she blew me off for a few days. then i finally got a hold of her, we met up, and there was NO spark. and by that i mean she lost interest, haha.

[blixa]

owwwww. did you walk the streets afterwards wearing itchy trousers?

i'm so sorry. did you like her or were you not feeling the spark either?

[bright lights, big city]

yeah i thought i liked her. but for some reason i'm getting over it a lot quicker than normal.

[blixa]

maybe it was in the heat of the moment and something magical happened and you mistook it for something else.

i was dancing with this guy at my friend's engagement party. total honey with tatts everywhere and i was like, "BE CAREFULL!"

[bright lights, big city]

tattoos, huh? watch out there you wild child. do you have any tatts? i've got none, i guess i'm a pussy when it comes to needles inking me up.

but you're probably right about the girl situation. i thought something good happened. my friends saw it too. but hey, then again it's a wedding with an open bar, so who knows.

[blixa]

no tatts here. i like tattoos though, just nothing for myself. who knows though. maybe in a few years i'll get a few. the thing is, he was mighty nice. we were dancing like complete dickheads.

you gave it a chance. you thought there was something there and you went for it. that is courageous. her loss, my friend.

[bright lights, big city]

we were dancing like complete dickheads.

this. this is the best form of dance, and coincidentally, the only way i know how to dance.
seriously, my skills consist of random midget kicks, jumping, the lawnmower, and various movements of jeff bridges in the big lebowski.

[blixa]

these are my dance moves:

[bright lights, big city]

better than mine haha

[blixa]

i'm very good at doing a strip tease and dancing like a slut. couldn't be further removed from what i'm like as a person. i never act on my slutty instincts. too hardcore for the poor blokes.

[chick de la lynch]

I can't even dance slutty, but I'm very good at spazztastic jigs!

[blixa]

i'm very good at this:

[chick de la lynch]

Is that from The Room?

[blixa]

i think the important question here is: you have watched the room?

[chick de la lynch]

Haha, yes I did! When I was in Austin Ruby made me sit down and watch it from beginning to end. It made me laugh.

[blixa]

i'm tired. there's a freaking heat wave and the temperature has been exceptionally crazy hot this past week and i'm lucky to get 3 hours of proper sleep. i fucking hate summer.

[bright lights, big city]

i take it that you're nowhere near that big cyclone?

[chick de la lynch]

Yeah, I saw that on the news tonight. Looks ugly over there right now.