Hello blixa

[bright lights, big city]

better than mine haha

[blixa]

i'm very good at doing a strip tease and dancing like a slut. couldn't be further removed from what i'm like as a person. i never act on my slutty instincts. too hardcore for the poor blokes.

[chick de la lynch]

I can't even dance slutty, but I'm very good at spazztastic jigs!

[blixa]

i'm very good at this:

[chick de la lynch]

Is that from The Room?

[blixa]

i think the important question here is: you have watched the room?

[chick de la lynch]

Haha, yes I did! When I was in Austin Ruby made me sit down and watch it from beginning to end. It made me laugh.

[blixa]

i'm tired. there's a freaking heat wave and the temperature has been exceptionally crazy hot this past week and i'm lucky to get 3 hours of proper sleep. i fucking hate summer.

[bright lights, big city]

i take it that you're nowhere near that big cyclone?

[chick de la lynch]

Yeah, I saw that on the news tonight. Looks ugly over there right now.

[blixa]

i take it that you're nowhere near that big cyclone?

that's queensland. they're still surveying the damage. i don't think 2011 is going to be queensland's year.

queensland has given us many great things. perhaps the best thing has been this:

[theis]

Haha, mazzy's ass is becoming legen...wait for it...dary!

[bright lights, big city]

this is turning into There's Something About Mazzy.

[theis]

this is turning into There's Something About Mazzy.

...

Hahahaha!

[blixa]

from now on, there will be no pictures of me or any parts of my body.

but who even says that it's my butt to begin with. maybe i have fooled you all, which doesn't seem like a very hard thing to do.

[blixa]

there's only one person i love teasing here and it's steven.

no more pictures. i assure you of that.

[bright lights, big city]

can't even compliment a girl's rear end.

...unless we really were misled as to who owns said butt. in that case, fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[blixa]

i honestly didn't think it was going to be a big deal. i'm not a prude. i don't very much care. i just think there's compliment and then there's blowing something out of proportion, which is what i think is happening here. i've worn less before and gone out in public. i've been ok with having a nude portrait of myself exhibited in a gallery! i guess i'm not used to getting any sort of attention in this place unless it's bad attention, which is what i relish in hahahaha. i'm just a bit, "okay, can this all blow over." i do see myself as one of the boys here. i guess i didn't consider what kind of repercussions my backside would bring.

i did go skinny dipping tonight sooooooo.

[blixa]

i got hit by a tree branch today. ridiculous things like that always happen to me. once i was talking to this cute guy in my class and i was drinking a beer and i went to take a swig and - BAM - it hit my front teeth. i pretended nothing happened and he was like, "i'm sorry, did the beer just slam against your teeth?"

DIED FROM EMBARRASSMENT!

[blixa]

BEST PAIR OF PANTIES EVER.