Hello blixa

[blixa]

julian's going to be at the sydney opera house next month. OH MY GAWD!

[Variable]

you're such a dork

[blixa]

hahaha i'm like a little schoolgirl. i'm trying to find out more info now but i'm also reading that they might not let him travel so he might appear via video. god, i hope they let him come here.

[Variable]

I can't believe how much shit this guy is getting. Maybe this is what I should do with my life.

[poofing acid]

Yo Mazzy, do you ever answer your phone?

[blixa]

oh god, steven. that was you?

call me again in 15 mins. i'll be in bed.

[poofing acid]

Eh, I had work.

[Variable]

Why don't you ever call me, darling?

[blixa]

i don't have your number, DARLING!

is your accent as sexy as steven's???

[poofing acid]

I don't have an accent, you do.

[blixa]

if i'm calling you, then you are the one with the accent.

[poofing acid]

Nope.  The United States of America is the center of the world.  Therefore, everyone else has the accent.

[blixa]

RUBBISH. as far as i'm concerned the queen's english is the proper english. so technically you and i are the people with accents. my accent is bad so you probably sound better than me anyway hahaha

[poofing acid]

You're wrong, times 2.  American english is the only normal one.  And, australian accents... so hawt!  Irish accents are good too.  The brits are annoying.

[bright lights, big city]

whoa whoa whoa, I don't think you've heard Emily Blunt or Hayley Atwell speak. I want Blunt to read me to sleep. Well, naked of course.

[poofing acid]

I don't know if I heard them or not but there's always exceptions to the general rule.  I stand by my anti british accent statement though.

[Variable]

i don't have your number, DARLING!

is your accent as sexy as steven's???

Um, my accent is way sexier than steven's, and I challenge you to prove me wrong

Don't forget DARLING, that we only speak American, here in America. The rest of you are just speaking some gibberish that you copied from us.

Anyways though. I dont really like talking on the phone that much. But I have a deep-sexy voice and I think I would rather enjoy a call from you. Whenever you want. 

[blixa]

i'm officially off the market. and i'm very bloody happy. i found a good bloke who's crazy about me. i never thought it would happen to me.

[Penicks]

what is this i don't even

[Crazylegs]

i'm officially off the market. and i'm very bloody happy. i found a good bloke who's crazy about me. i never thought it would happen to me.

Does this have anything to do with a phonecall to Variable?