Hello blixa

[blixa]

 bought a few pair of undies and dyed my hair black today. productive.

[poofing acid]

Since I called and you didn't answer, send me a pic of you in your new undies...

or answer your effin phone for once!

[blixa]

i'm too depressed to talk to you, steven.

[poofing acid]

I believe someone has a birthday.  What an old fart.

[raynor]

HAPPY BÖRTDAY!

[Crazylegs]

Happy birthday, if it is indeed your birthday.

[blixa]

yes, it is my birthday. everyone has to say something nice to me today.

i am 25.

[bright lights, big city]

Happy birthday youngin!

Eat a bacon burger!

[blixa]

I SAID SAY SOMETHING NICE!

you know when you get a text message from someone and you're too scared to open it because you're afraid of what it's going to say. i always feel like this.

[tarkil]

Happy birthday M... I hope you have a good one !!

[bright lights, big city]

I SAID SAY SOMETHING NICE!

you know when you get a text message from someone and you're too scared to open it because you're afraid of what it's going to say. i always feel like this.

Ok that sucks. I know and understand your phobia of answering phones, but texts? If it makes you feel better, I get a little the same way if it's a female texting me. Ever since some wench dumped me via text.

[chick de la lynch]

Me and Vincent D'Onofrio would like to wish you a very happy 25th birthday.

[chick de la lynch]

I got your package last week. It's amazing, as always so thank you, thank you, thank you!  Oh, and my dad really liked the chocolate you gave him. I opened the package in front of him, so he was pretty surprised when he found out you gave him something.

[blixa]

i'm always thinking of your daddy. i couldn't remember whether it was peanuts he liked in his chocolate or not.

[chick de la lynch]

He's a big fan of peanuts, so he greatly appreciated the gesture. I'm thinking about writing you a letter. I just need to find the time...

[blixa]

i love you, hawke.

bob hawke skulls beer

[Penicks]

didn't that thing overshadow the fact that someone set a new cricket world record or something? not that the rest of the world cares about cricket

[blixa]

yeah, michael clarke set a record. i'm not that crazy about cricket.

[Penicks]

it's 2012 and there are no new pictures of your keister

[bright lights, big city]

miriam, weren't you talking about coming to chicago sometime soon?