@Jambi

[blixa]

it's my face. it scares a lot of men away. i gave up on my body sometime in mid-2008. i became happier when i became plump.

[bright lights, big city]

well that's all that really matters in life anyway.

[blixa]

that, and getting a root every now and then.

[tarkil]

What does "getting a root" means ? I'm afraid there's a meaning I quite don't get...

[blixa]

getting a root=getting laid. root means sex.

[bright lights, big city]

interesting. that was news to me as well, tarkil.

[Law]

I am such a bad influence on everyone.

But Blixa you now have me aroused.

[blixa]

I am such a bad influence on everyone.

But Blixa you now have me aroused.

if only we were neighbours...

[Law]

So we could play Chess through the Window, you mean?

[blixa]

i guess i ought to get my mind out of the gutter.

[Law]

i guess i ought to get my mind out of the gutter.

haha no need, mine is always there!

[blixa]

i lied. i rarely think about sex. it's the last thing on my mind and even then it doesn't even enter my mind.

i'm probably the most unsexual person someone can ever meet. i prefer to be fully clothed and lying next to someone in bed. i prefer that over almost a lot of other activities.

[Law]

Wrong answer lol.

But if that's true that's actually quite cool, different and refreshing.

[blixa]

maybe we will be able to invent a way of having sex without touching each other like in demolition man. just a bunch of flashbacks where it looks like you're pouting and looking suggestive.

wow, i've reached a new level of sad.

[Law]

maybe we will be able to invent a way of having sex without touching each other like in demolition man. just a bunch of flashbacks where it looks like you're pouting and looking suggestive.

wow, i've reached a new level of sad.

er... yeah that sounds amazing  haha

I prefer the old fashioned way

[blixa]

but think of all the std's and unwanted pregnancies we can prevent.

i'm a big fan of old fashioned sex too though. you know those few minutes where you lay there afterwards and you're both awake and you go, "hmmm" and it's a "hmmm" of content and then he goes and makes me some tea. it's nice. hasn't happened yet. no one thinks to make me a nice cup of tea.

[Law]

but think of all the std's and unwanted pregnancies we can prevent.

i'm a big fan of old fashioned sex too though. you know those few minutes where you lay there afterwards and you're both awake and you go, "hmmm" and it's a "hmmm" of content and then he goes and makes me some tea. it's nice. hasn't happened yet. no one thinks to make me a nice cup of tea.

That's probably because he can't, I'm a tea addict so that's not a problem.

[blixa]

I LOVE TEA TOO.

there's this shop here called T2 and it is incredible. i think it's most definitely my favourite shop. they have amazing tea.

how do you take your tea?

[Law]

Usually the Queens way, so with milk and no sugar, I'm sweet enough (cue the film Snatch).

Sometimes though I will have a herbal depending on if it's late but generally it's just bog standard tea and milk, like what I am having now. How about you? That shop sounds ace, one day maybe

[blixa]

i usually drink tea black with no sugar. i also like french earl grey, vanilla rooibos and chai with milk. T2 is great because you can taste the tea before you buy anything.

here's the site:
www.t2tea.com/

you can find out what tea is most suitable to you by checking your zodiac on their site.